KINECT PRICING REVEALED
I hope you have a sick bag near by otherwise you will be rather promptly covering your floor in confusion and hate induced vomit.
Microsoft’s KINECT, the product they are using to round up the casual gamers into the Xbox 360 pen, is going to cost $150 they today confirmed.
The price for the UK was also confirmed, £130 will bag you the tech when it launches over here in October/November.
So $150/£130 will bag you Kinect and also a copy of Kinect Adventures… the game that press are reporting is very laggy and well …anyone with atleast one eye can see is nothing more then a rip off of Sony’s Eye Toy from oh… I dunno, 8+ years ago. Did you see that I didn’t mention it was ripping off the Wii? That’s because regardless of what people are thinking, yes this does look actually like a glorified Eye Toy… only it looks like it plays worse.
“looks [set] to have the fun, depth and/or replayability value of attemping to give a dead guy a blowjob!”
But fuck it- speaking of the Nintendo Wii, you can buy one in the USA with Wii Sports, Wii Sports resorts and proberbly a whole host of other games and crap thrown in for $200. So what do you want this christmas? An interesting piece of hardware backed up by lackluster games that look to have the fun, depth and/or replayability value of attemping to give a dead guy a blowjob? OR would you rather the Nintendo Wii, a console with an extensive back catalouge of games as well as the strongest line up for christmas and leading into next year it has had since it launched? Hmmm let me think about that while I slowly digest my own intestinal organs.
“Microsoft are you fucking idiots”
My closing statement is this: Microsoft are you fucking idiots? OR just playing stupid, because …wow, just wow. Way to overprice. Announce some good games, not just “hardcore” games… but GAMES. Just GAMES actual GAMES for your GAMES CONSOLE that are playable. Not just extended tech demos.
Are you off your fucking rocker?
-Josh “Origami Kid”