JUSTIN BIEBER SET TO ASSFUCK HIS WAY BACK TO THE FUTURE?
I had a hard time holding down the food I was eating when I came across this news… let’s all hope (and bloody pray) that this is a filthy filthy lie made up by some asshole at a tabloid to stir outfield anger across the globe.
Literally one month before the original Back To The Future is set to return to the cinema screen for the digital remastering gloriousness the news arrives that Justin Bieber, the man who managed to take FRONT MAGAZINES “Cunt Of The Month” award for many, many months in a row – is supposedly being considered as the main man for a planned Back To The Future remake.
<vomits everywhere> *wipes mouth* urgh… according to several British tabloids (which makes this unfounded speculation at the very most) have spoken to a, “unnamed film executive” and he seems to think that Bieber “Is capable of acting at that level.”
While that claim is laughable, the next one is even more so- “The most important part of the film is the time travel aspects,” claims this executive. Now I thought it was the charm, characters, casting and script that makes this film so amazing… the time travel aspects were the icing on the cake.
On top of this, as Bieber is younger then Michael J Fox was when the film was released… obviously MJF had a hit tv series and a run of successful movies under his belt… while Bieber is quite possibly one of the most hated children in the world… well they plan on cluster fucking this series into the ground as they look at rewritting parts to reflect his younger age, “In fact, some of the plot works better with a younger character.”
Urgh… this just makes me feel ill. The Back To The Future series is essentially untouchable, whether this would get the same treatment that the recent Karate Kid got – a spanking of the legacy – it doesn’t matter.
Touch this and people will riot. Justin Bieber… fuck you.